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Preview December 9  
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 Sex, Lies & Santa – the Reindeer Spill All! Santa’s reindeer gather at their private North Pole watering hole, and as the booze flows, the scandal grows. Alternately hilarious & disturbing, nothing is held sacred as the reindeer expose all of Santa’s (& their own) indiscretions. Screaming, crying and WAY too much eggnog... isn't that what Christmas is all about? “A comedy that puts the X in Xmas”  Jeff Goode is the award-winning author of The Eight Reindeer Monologues and the creator of Disney's animated series ”American Dragon: Jake Long”, as well as many other plays, musicals, and television shows. He is a founder of the original No Shame Theatre and founding artistic director of No Shame Los Angeles. www.jeffgoode.com  | 
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The 8: Reindeer Monologues is Dysfunctional Theatre's 33rd production. Other recent productions include: Arsenic & Old Lace, The Dysfunctional Guide to Home Perfection Marital Bliss & Passionate Hot Romance (winner of the FRIGID 2009 Audience Choice & Sold Out Show Awards), Brew of the Dead (by Patrick Storck) Chosen (written & directed by Rick Vorndran; winner of the 2008 FRIGID New York Festival ‘Sold Out Show’ Award) and Hoover: A Love Story (by Paul Wells). Founded in 1997 Dysfunctional is dedicated to challenging the status quo without taking itself too seriously.
“Eclectic, quintessentially  off-off-Broadway”
Martin Denton,  nytheatre.com
“A company dedicated to irreverent  ensemble material”
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    Sarah Eliana Bisman* (Dancer) believes in the power of the en-dash -- she is an actress-singer-producer-speech/dialect tutor (and more!). Unlike Groucho Marx, she very much enjoys belonging to organizations that will have her as a member. To wit, she is a proud member of: The 24 Hour Company (www.24hourplays.com), New Voices Network, Actors Equity, and The Dramatists Guild. Favorite roles so far include Flora in 27 Wagons Full of Cotton, Charlene in Adam Bock's THURSDAY (Theater 151), Mrs Domik in SLAVS! (59 E 59), and Irina in SPACE by Laura Jacqmin (The 24 Hour Plays/At Play Productions). Sarah holds a BFA from NYU-Tisch and an MFA from the New School for Drama, both in Acting. Last year, Sarah became the proud co-editor of 24 by 24: The 24 Hour Plays Anthology, and thinks it would make a *great* stocking stuffer for your loved one this holiday season (check out The Drama Book Shop or www.playscripts.com). For more information on doing accent reduction or dialect work with Sarah or her colleague Eleanor, please contact sarah@sarahbisman.com. PS This is the longest bio Bis has been asked to write in several years, though she has managed to shill in just about all of them.  | 
  
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    Rob Brown* (Donner) is very pleased to be  returning for his fourth trip to the North Pole.  His previous  incarnations have included Cupid ('05), Comet ('06), and Dasher ('07).   His most recent trip to the boards was this past summer, where he had the  thrill of playing one of his dream roles (Mortimer Brewster) in Arsenic and Old Lace with Dysfunctional  Theatre.  He also had the honor of playing Andrew Rally in I Hate Hamlet this past summer as well  with the Fire Island Shakespeare Rep.  He would like to thank his friends  and family for their support.  And he would especially like to thank  Nicole for all her love.  Rob is a board member and secretary for  Dysfunctional Theatre.  Yeah, that's right.  Secretary.  | 
  
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    Danaher Dempsey (Cupid) is pleased to be working  with Dysfunctional again. Last time he worked for Dysfunctional playing  "The Big Fella" in Chosen.  | 
  
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    Michael DeRensis (Dasher) is pleased to be working  with Dysfunctional again after playing Officer Brophy in their production of Arsenic & Old Lace. He  recently won a Honorable Mention Best Actor Award for playing an elephant  in the Chester Horn Short Play Festival. He plans on playing every animal that  was not invited on Noah's Ark. Watch out unicorns, you may not like what you  see. Other favorites include the title role in Pericles, Bottom in Midsummer,  and Menelaus in Trojan Women. He sends his love to Maddy and Finn.  | 
  
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    Jennifer Gill (Hollywood) has been  performing with Dysfunctional Theatre since 2003. She became an official  company member in 2004. In that time she's appeared in: Arsenic & Old  Lace (Elaine), The Dysfunctional Guide to Home Perfection, Marital Bliss and  Passionate Hot Romance (Ensemble), Orange Murder Suit (Lynn), The  Eight: Reindeer Monologues (Vixen 2007, Blitzen 2006, Dancer  2005), Bite (Annabelle), Hoover: A Love Story (Jackie  Kennedy, Ronald Reagan, a Japanese Warplane and others), Please Please  Please Love Me (Nina), and Untitled Farce (Ms. Guest).  Other favorite performances include Emelia in Comedy of Errors,  Beatrice in The Voysey Inheritance and Lady Capulet in Romeo  and Juliet. Jennifer has a BFA in Drama from New   York University's Tisch School  of the Arts.  You can find her at www.jennygill.com and  also on Twitter.com as nycjenny.  Love and thanks to all the  Dysfunctionals for the various ways you helped me out and held me up this  year...again.   | 
  
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    Rachel Grundy* (Vixen) A native Londoner, Rachel  has been working in the seedy underworld of NYC non-profit theatre since 2003.  She's delighted to be back among the Dysfunctional crowd, having played Blitzen  in the 2007 production of Reindeer and, more recently, co-wrote and  performed in the award-winning The Dysfunctional Guide to Home Perfection,  Marital Bliss and Passionate Hot Romance in the FRIGID New York Festival  earlier this year. She is proud Associate Artistic Director of TheatreRats,  winning an audience award for acting in their recent Fifth Annual Chester  Horn Short Play Festival and has performed in many of their mainstage  productions as well. Other recent credits include originating the role of Tech  in Guy Pride Production's Nab-A-Date! and several credits with Medicine  Show Theatre. She also drinks for the Greenwich Village Literary Pub Crawl and  plays sax/flute/vocals in her awesomely funky band, Coyote Love (www.coyotelovemusic.com),  who just released their debut album. Huge thanks to Amy O, Justin and all the  Dysfunctional crew for nurturing her passion to be on stage and love always to  my heart and soul, Vince. www.rachelgrundy.com  | 
  
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    Peter Schuyler (Comet) A proud company member of  Dysfunctional, this is Peter’s fourth time in the antlers at the North Hole,  having played Dasher, Donner, and Cupid previously.  He can sum up his  feelings about the show in the words of Garrison Keillor “What price  venison?  Seriously, I need to make a lovely roast for  well-adjusted-above-average family!”  Most recently he was seen (very  briefly) in DMTheatrics production of Titus Andronicus as Quintus, one of the  idiot sons who crawls into a hole with a corpse.  He played Teddy Brewster  this past summer in DTC’s well reviewed yet abysmally attended production of Arsenic  & Old Lace, and before that he played Captain Phaidrig O’Neill in  TheatreRats revival of the completely unheard of King O’Neill, where he  lived out a lifelong fantasy of being a drunken Irish soldier in a skirt for  two hours. In NYC: Titus X (Titus Andronicus, NYIT nominee), Strom Thurmond is  Not a Racist (Strom’s Father, NYIT nominee), Brew of The Dead (Craig), Romeo  & Juliet (Nurse), Orestes 2.0 (Menelaus), The Front Page (Endicott), and  Frankenstein (Clerval).  Peter is a staff writer for NYtheatre.com and a  director/producer for their Cable Access TV show Indie Theatre Now!.  He  is also a raconteur for the Greenwich Village Literary Pub Crawl (www.bakerloo.org).   Peter has a BS in Theatre Performance from Northern Arizona   University. Love and  thanks to Dawn, best fiancée  ever.  | 
  
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    Amy Beth Sherman* (Blitzen) is very pleased to be making her Reindeer Monologues debut with this fabulous company and these fabulous actors. Previous Dysfunctional credits include The Dysfunctional Guide to Home Perfection, Marital Bliss, and Passionate Hot Romance (Ensemble); Brew of the Dead (Nexus); Chosen (Ensemble); and Vampire Stewardesses From Hell (Tatiana). She’d like to thank the academy, her family, and her fabulous husband. Happy Holidays!  | 
  
*Appearing courtesy of The Actors’ Equity Association